This is maddness! I was a film major!

How can I have so many DVDs that even with half my collection could be strewn about the house and the other half in my room still looks like a lot, yet I have nothing that I want to watch? How can I, a film graduate, have absolutely nothing to suit my every mood? I can recommend movies to other people and have a quote ready for nearly every situation, but when it comes to me, I'm drawing a blank!

The only solution I can think of is to buy more movies, but that's how I got into this predicament in the first place! I have old favorites to fall back on, sure, but this decision is already a half an hour in the making (only because I was distracted by blogging and the iTunes Music Store) and I can't take half and hour to decide on an old favorite, that would be admitting defeat!